A Fake Haiku

McDonald’s and your grilled Chicken BLT
We were just acquainted
Ten hours later you betrayed me.

McDonald’s and your fast food frenzy
Oh, how I hate you
I didn’t have a happy meal.

McDonald’s and that Ranch dressing sandwich
I never liked Ranch anyway
Three dress sizes gone and a tummy ache to despise.


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