The phone call:
“Blah, blah, blah…due date yesterday…blah, blah, blah…came and went like a bad smell…blah, blah, blah…set up a day to be induced(?)”
Cue: “Girl from Ipanema” while you wait
“Okay Siobhan, the nurse said that you need to be seen before we can schedule you for that, okay?”
“Well, I have an appointment for Wednesday – if I make it that far – should I just wait till then?
“Oh, you have one for Wednesday? Oh yeah, there you are down there. Yeah let’s go ahead and wait till Wednesday and we’ll go from there.”
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SWEET AND HOLY!